About a boy

Here are some fun facts about Aidan:

• Aidan was born at an early age and is a Capricorn. Which means he doesn't believe in astrology.
• He enjoys long walks on the beach and candlelit bottle feedings. He's looking for a girl-baby who likes the same. (Please, ladies, take a number just like everyone else.)
• He's got skinny legs, just like his papa. Chicks dig that, though.
• He eats every 3 hours or so, just like his papa.
• His little baby-breath still smells good. Soy-burps....yummers.
• When he's asleep, you cannot wake him for anything. This will be fun when he turns 5 and needs to go to school in the morning.
• From his Zoolander pics, he likes hamming it up with his funny faces. Anything to get a cheap laugh, really.
• Cat Stevens' best-of CD (his pre-terrorist days) puts the boy to sleep. The peace train apparently stops in Goleta.
• His mama, Brenna, wants to sign him up for piano lessons. His papa will sign him up for sports so he doesn't become a complete dork.
• He can serve up a headbutt that would make Jimmy "the Superfly" Snuka proud.
• He likes to flail his arms and legs around like a monkey on acid.
• Besides sweet nunchaku skills, he can grip open a crocodile's mouth with his toes, just like his mama.
• He knows to wake up and fuss right before you go to sleep or eat.
• He's starting to make interesting noises. It sometimes sounds like "mama" or "hi" or "you shall never retrieve the Necronomicon!"
• We like to smell his head - is that weird?? It has two cowlicks and a couple bare spots. Nothing a little bit of Rogaine can't fix...
• His eyes are still a little blue. His hair - or what little fuzz there is on his melon - has a hint of red. We blame that on Brenna's dad.
• He likes to watch and judge you when you're not looking, just like his papa. Or Santa Claus.

- P-Daddy